What if girls show up at Prod house...
- Prod: dad, there are girls outside
- Mr. Craige: don't worry son. They will go away. Just pray for them
- And hour later
- Prod: dad, now there are more. And more are coming. They are bringing lawn chairs.
- Mr.craige: ok um. Let us pray. Heavenly father. We are calling on you to get these, as the kids say it, thirsty girls off the lawn. And back to their lovely Houses safely. All these things we ask in the name of Jesus. amen.
- Prod: now what.
- Mr.craige: we wait.
- 30 minutes later.
- Prod: *le looks out window*ohhhhhhh daddy. They dancing nasty out there. And one of them took her top off.
- Mr.craige: the devil Is a lie.
- Prod: and there go her pants
- Mr. Craige : son, get the pool , 2 gallons of holy water, and the oil. Tonight is the night these girls get baptized.
- *they le walk outside and set things up*
- Mr.craige: I rebuke you in the name of Jesus. Devil, be gone. Leave this place at once. Come on girls. One at a time . Into the pool. Son, hand them a towel as they come out.
- Prod: ok.
- *le girl with big butt get out pool*
- Prod: nice ass-
- Mr. Craige: what was that
- Prod: I said nice, ...assets.
- Mr.craige: you better had. Cause boy I woulda-
- Prod: daddy. Is that violence you speak of
- Mr.craige: oh no. I have to be baptized myself. I'm sorry son.
LOL, I told you i was gonna meme this! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROC! -zoe
he makes funny looks just like ray
When I first joined Tumblr I was like:
WTF is a GIF
What’s an “ANON”?
WTF do I do!
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